Every day, I wake up and look forward to __(verb ending in -ing)__. This brings me such joy! I am always tickled __(color that is not blue)__ when I get to do this! These days, I never even think about __(recent memory that brings you pain)__. Instead, I make sure to stop and smell the roses; it’s so important to __(clunky phrase your therapist used as a metaphor for letting go of the past)__. If you even suggested that I still suffer from __(term found in abnormal psychology unit of textbook)__, I’d think you were as silly as a(n) __(animal)__ with a(n) __(article of human clothing)__ on.
What’s my secret? All it takes is __(outdoor activity, gerund)__ and a light touch of what they call __(generic name of SSRI or first-generation MAOI)__. With tools like these, anyone can learn to be happy with __(frightening consequence of late-stage capitalism)__.
Nowadays, I really feel like I’m in control of my life again, all thanks to __(your name)__ filling in these details! If not for that, the truth might be that __(just leave this blank)__.